If I was a superhero, What is my story?
Diary entry 52:
I have been in solitary confinement for two week I broke out of the last three and have been here since waitting my horrible fate. I have been arrested for creating and unleashing the deadly virus known as covid 19 and my punishment is banishment from the earth for life.
Why might you ask?
I did it to cleanse the earth. Too many bad people, too many bad things, which I find Ironic because I killed hundreds of thousands of people. but they all deserved it.
*4 weeks later
Prepare for lift of in t-minus ten seconds ten nine eight seven six five four three two one
My tiny capsule begins to shudder and suddenly blasts off the ground. I begin to freak out. I'm gonna die up in space lonely and dead.
I only have two years of food, what happens after those two years?
22 months later.
Charlie sits squarely in the capsule squished and grumpy. Moaning and groaning he tries to move and fall asleep but has no luck. Surprisingly he is fairly healthy and muscular thanks to the pills that he smuggled in. Finally the poor man drifts to sleep and as he does his life is changed forever. A green planet looms ahead thriving with tiny life.
The capsule begins to burn up as it falls through
the atmosphere.
Skruff stinky Charlie jolts awake in the process. He screams and shouts overjoyed and fearing for his life at the same time, if you make it, you're a new man but if you don’t you’re a dead and your life is over.
The capsule suddenly explodes blowing a hole in the lush pea coloured ground high pitched ring sounds in Charlie’s brain he kicks the door open and covers his mouth being aware of the air conditions although if the air was unhealthy I doubt a hand over his mouth would save him.
Dust covers the ground and tree and Charlie begins to cough and splutter. He takes his hand from his mouth and takes a breath. relief and oxygen fill him he signs and jumps up and down. “YES!”
He yells tumultuously “YES!”
“Could you please shut up!”
a little voice says, Charlie jumps startled “excuse me?”
“I said shut up!”
Looking down Charlie sees a little man, looking very cross. The small human looks up and Charlie watches the tiny man's eyes bulge “cool”
He whispers “you’re tiny”
Charlie says in awe “You're massive!”
Stutters the mini human.
“You might want to come with me,”
the tiny man says “we are being invaded by evil elves and we could really use your help.”
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