Fav story from this week

“YUCK!”

The tiny child was screaming with agony inside. If only he had a better way to express his feelings for this strange, yellow, sticky, stinky thing his parents called “fruit” his poor mother was ignoring his crying. And was fed up with trying (and failing) to Coax the mushy banana down the baby's throat.

How in the world was she going to get him to eat?

Mum had tried everything Tomatoes, apples, tuna, cheese, even extremely expensive gourmet eyeballs The list goes on and on the only thing he seemed to be slightly interested was Shoes. But mum was no going to let him eat shoes!

Or was she.

One week later…

The poor baby was a skinny as a stick and would take his eyes of his brother's blue Nike's. “Fine baby eat the shoes!” yelled the boys mother. (she had gone a bit mad). To the mother's surprise the baby giggled and grabbed the sneaker swallowing it in one or mighty gulp. Follow promptly with the largest belch ever.